Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Wine, Beer & Water
To my friends and family who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
**Credits to: Aman, Thanks for this email. LOL!
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2 comments:
Now you've just affirmed what I have always thought!
Whaoooo weeeee! Great work man, seriously.
Good stuff right. I laughed my heart out when I saw this. LoL!
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